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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-birdy came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: and little early birdy gave my anus curly a whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Reved up like a deuce another runner in the night

    The Misheard: messed up like a douche another groaner in the night.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a dooch, another rumer in the night.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Revved up like a Dusenberg And over in a night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doofus, I go running in the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    The Misheard: remove that ol' douche throw it over to the right

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly

    The Misheard: And little Early Burly gave my anus skirt a whirly

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another loner in the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a Deuce another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Revved up like a douche in the mornin' of the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche You know the boner of the night

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